![]() ![]() Peter: Well, you know, Natalie and I living together.and, uh, I'm gonna marry her. NC (vo): Dad does drop by, though, to talk to Kate privately. There's so many reasons that doesn't work! NC (vo): Christ, I would believe (A shot of the McCallister family, sans Peter and Kate, from the first two movies is superimposed) any one of these family members would separate except (A shot of Peter and Kate is now shown) these two! They were literally the only ones who seemed to like each other! It's like saying (A shot of Gomez and Morticia Addams is superimposed now) Gomez and Morticia split because they were too gloomy. When people are married for a long time, they get into kind of a rut. NC (vo): Oh, and here's a fun addition: the mom and dad are divorced. Valentine McKee (Kevin Bacon): What the hell's going on? I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! Kate: Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family. Kate: Yeah, yeah, it's hard to be the youngest. Kevin: I'm sick of being everyone's favorite joke around here. (A clip of the first Home Alone is shown) NC: (shaking head) God, that's just how I remember Catherine O'Hara's character! Kate: We're gonna do all the same things we've always done: sing Christmas carols, put cookies and milk out for Santa. (another voice) We should've made a film about that. NC (vo as Kevin): A shame the rest of the family died in the Bermuda Triangle. (Kevin is watching an old home movie of his family's Christmas) Aunt Viv's transition flowed smoother than this! NC (vo): Oh, yeah, that's Buzz and Mom and Dad. Other members of Kevin's family are shown) (A shot of the original Kevin from the first two movies is shown in the corner as we are shown this movie's Kevin, who is played by Mike Weinberg. You know how, in the last movie, they couldn't get (A shot of a promo piece for Home Alone 3 is superimposed) any of the cast back, so they just wrote new characters? Well, say hello to Kevin McCallister, everybody! ![]() (The camera zooms in close on the name) Unless there's an (The word "And" appears over Stewart's name) "And" or (The word "With" replaces "And" over Stewart's name) "With" on top, that does not bode well. NC (vo): Always a good sign when that's the first name you see. (As the movie opens on a shot of a house done up in Christmas lights, the opening credits are shown, with French Stewart in the cast) (The poster for Home Alone: The Holiday Heist is superimposed) Let's wrap up this year with what I wish was the end of this series. I really had no interest in looking this over, but being in that emotional purgatory between Christmas and New Year's, I guess I should give the people what they.well, not want, because nobody wanted this, but.let's say "cautiously asked about". (An article showing Warner Bros.' plan to release all of its 2021 releases to HBO Max and theaters at the same time) A plan Warner Bros. They took away all the actors (The poster of Home Alone 3 is superimposed) in the last movie, so I guess it figures to take away the actual theaters next. Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House was the first Home Alone film to be released straight to television and DVD. NC (vo): From the director of (poster of.) Teen Wolf. (The title for Home Alone 4 is shown, followed by footage of the film) NC: (shrugs) There's no other time I'm reviewing it. (The poster for Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House is shown) Well, it's after Christmas, but it's still December. NC: (deadpan) Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. NC is seen with his head resting on his hand, his fingers drumming as though pondering something) (The Channel Awesome logo is shown, followed by the intro.
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